Recruiting sergeant

 

Verse 1 Sergeant

Here mower, take my shiners bright,
You'll prove a hero in a fight;
The very man in strength and size,
To mow down all your enemies.

Verse 2 Mower

I thank you sergeant all the same,
But no! I hardly like the game;
For if I go to fight, you see,
The sword of war may mow down me.